"Olsen Olsen" Sigur Ros

I woke up at 4 this morning.

I was sleepy so this guy goes, here, take this. Hydroxycut. I said, fine, and besides, who doesn't want to burn a little extra sumpin' sumpin' around their waist right? What guy doesn't want the coveted V separation between the upper thighs and the lower obliques? I ain't too proud to tell you the truth. Shit.

So I've been running around unnecessarily around the office, like I'm cocained. And paranoid that people sense this frenetic energy coming out of my fingertips. Imagine my hands like the spiky outside of jackfruit and yellow lighting bolts coming out. And the sound of bees all around.

I want to vomit.